‘Tis A Puzzlement…
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer—and sometimes I have trouble figuring things out..
As the King of Siam said to Anna, “Tis A Puzzlement…”
And these are some of the things that puzzle me:
THERE’S NO MAKING SOME FOLKS HAPPY…
Ask most folks what they hate most about politicians—and they’ll say it’s the fact that they stay in elected office forever—and they’re old with no new ideas…
So, you offer them someone fresh. Someone like Barack Obama— who is new, not part of the establishment and what do you get?
A lot of folks complaining that he’s too young and inexperienced to be president.
So, you offer them someone like John McCain whose full of life experiences, knows his way around the beltway— and has been in Washington for decades.
What do you get?
People complaining that he’s too old and too tied to the system…
‘Tis a puzzlement !
WHAT ARE YA BEACHING ABOUT?
There’s an Olympic competition that seems unfair when you compare the men’s version to the women’s version..
I’m talking about the beach volleyball event.
Why is it the men play it dressed in Tee Shirts and shorts—while the women play it in skimpy little bikinis?
Shouldn’t the women wear the same outfits as the men?
Or shouldn’t the guys play their matches clad only in skimpy little Speedos to give the women in the audience some eye candy too?
‘Tis a Puzzlement…
MAN OF SQUEAL…
As a kid I loved the old Superman TV show—whose reruns I watched endlessly.
But I could never figure out one thing.
Why would Superman stand defiantly as the bad guy shot bullets at him— but then duck when the bad guy invariably threw his empty revolver at him.
What EXACTLY was Superman afraid of from an empty gun?
‘Tis a puzzlement!
—Steve
Link here to the video and the story Steve covered today on NBC-17
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