A Carrot And A Nightstick…
Thursday, July 10th, 2008
There are dumb bunnies and people who get your goat—
—but today we have stories of a goat who who was got by a person—and a couple of pretty smart (and in one case) tough bunnies.
HAVE YOU HERD THIS ONE….
There’s a goat in Limestone County, Alabama whose under arrest charging with assaulting a Mercedes..
It happened this way:
A woman tooling down a local highway in her fancy foreign car saw the goat and a dog by the side of the road…
Thinking they might get hurt—she stopped.. But the goat took exception to her interference–and jumped on the hood of her raaaaather expensive automobile and refused to move.
She called the local constabulary and the deputy who responded ended up taking the goat by the horns and dragging him off the car.
As herded the goat in his police cruiser—the dog jumped in the patrol car too…
Now, the local sheriff’s trying to find the owner of both the goat and the dog.
Of course, I can understand why the woman got so upset with the goat standing on her hood—’cause I hear those Mercedes’ Bends very easily….
FROM SPLITTING HARES…
We all know rabbits like math—-because they’re very good at multiplying..
But, there’s one rabbit we’ve found who says eating lettuce just doesn’t add up to him..
Check out this video of a rabbit who loves to see the postman arrive…
Maybe this rabbit just thinks it’s a goat …
…TO SPITTING HARES…
Then—there’s THIS rabbit who apparently thinks it’s an attack dog.
Bunnies are supposed to run away when they come up against danger—but this little guy stands his ground and WINS when he comes up against a predator who is SUPPOSED to eat him!
Apparently—nothing bugs this bunny!
—Steve
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