The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.

May 17th, 2008

“The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.” ~John Turturro as Emilio Lopez in Mr. Deeds (2002)

That is the line Marc gave me upon looking at my foot, one week after being viciously ravaged by fire ants.  Rest in peace, little buddies.  You got me pretty good, and trust me, your suffering was much shorter lived.

painful swollen foot

fire ants died to hurt me

And closer up:

blisters from fire ants nine days later

nine days later, fire ant blisters

A scene near my car seemed intriguing, so I (accidentally) stepped through a Den of Human Devastation and Fire Ant Fury… all to take this picture:

a jug and fire ant fury

simple green

A week later, I can say the picture was so not worth it.  I could have checked that intrigue at the door because I think I’m the only one finding this lonely jug of Simply Green thought-provoking.

I hope my gross foot doesn’t haunt your dreams forever too, though I have no doubts that the fierocity of itching and pain will haunt me… for at least a few more nights.

Painfully yours,  Ashley Sue

5 Responses to “The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.”

  1. Ever since we got guinea hens on the farm, fire ants are a form of entertainment. Knock off the top of a big ant hill and they’ll swarm in for a quick bite. Just collected some biddies this afternoon to save them from dogs and a big ole Cooper’s hawk. Want any?

    May 17th, 2008 | 8:04 pm
  2. ugh… they are so mean! I know that I’m the giant beast that stepped through their village, but wowsa, little did I know a week later I would be seriously smarting from their venom. Wowsa!! No more fire ants for me… but I’ll take some guinea hens! :) they eat ticks, too, right?

    May 18th, 2008 | 5:42 pm
  3. Wow! That’s terrible! I hope you feel better soon!

    May 19th, 2008 | 12:16 pm
  4. Hehahe Thank you Allie! You are way cute. :)

    Actually, finally today, I can walk without limping. It itches like crazy at times, but it’s getting better. :)

    May 20th, 2008 | 3:44 pm
  5. Lise Richards

    They are vicious little things aren’t they? They are related to the wasp! I was stung a lot when I was gardening. Hope you’re all better now…

    July 7th, 2008 | 6:13 pm

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